{"id":178,"date":"2013-01-04T10:44:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T10:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whiskyrebellion.com\/?p=178"},"modified":"2013-01-04T10:44:16","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T10:44:16","slug":"im-sick-of-this-shit-about-lindsay-lohan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m sick of this shit about Lindsay Lohan."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.whiskyrebellion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/fhd004MGL_Lindsay_Lohan_035.jpg\" data-rel=\"prettyPhoto[178]\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-179\" title=\"fhd004MGL_Lindsay_Lohan_035\" src=\"http:\/\/www.whiskyrebellion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/fhd004MGL_Lindsay_Lohan_035-1024x580.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"283\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously,<\/p>\n<p>the girl is great. She really is. She&#8217;s funny, she&#8217;s got great timing. She&#8217;s beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>OK. Short list there.<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, read yer damn NY Times pieces on the ladies of SNL. yada yada yada on the old funny\/pretty trap whatever. I&#8217;m not in on it. I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p>All I&#8217;m sayin&#8217; ya jerks, is she&#8217;s funny. She&#8217;s good. She&#8217;s talented. And we cannot afford to just throw talented people to the damn curb here all the time for our own amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Like we did to<\/p>\n<p>Elvis Presley<\/p>\n<p>Sammy Davis Jr.<\/p>\n<p>Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n<p>Lenny Bruce<\/p>\n<p>Look. Lindsay&#8217;s good at what she does, she&#8217;s just being told she&#8217;s just HOT. Which she is, fine, but she&#8217;s also funny as hell. She is or Mean Girls would have sucked and you know it.<\/p>\n<p>And this goes for Miley too. I know we&#8217;re not there yet, but the Pink haircut is worrisome.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, the girl is great. She really is. She&#8217;s funny, she&#8217;s got great timing. She&#8217;s beautiful. OK. Short list there. Go ahead, read yer damn NY Times pieces on the ladies of SNL. yada yada yada on the old funny\/pretty trap whatever. I&#8217;m not in on it. I don&#8217;t care.[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.alexbattles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}